My one night stand
[Email]: Love the Site, anyway, you should have people put there one-night-stands on here, some of them are funny and awesome. Here is mine.
I was staying at the MGM Grand with my cousin. So for some unknown reason we decided to go to club Taboo last night which sucked but I got a one night stand out of it so i cant complain to much.
Before we go in im already drinking and starting to feel good. I may also be leaving a lot out since honestly I ended up drunk as hell and i don’t remember too much but ill write what i do remember.
So were standing in line and there is a two set of older women standing behind us, nothing special So, i figure it’ll be a good time to start looking for some girls.¬† We start talking to them and I can already tell that my cousin is in to one of the girls. I didn’t really care for either of them i just wanted to make good conversation.
So once i get in i head straight to the bar. I order some drinks and start to work the room. There was a two set nearby and i just walked straight up and said hi. they were F#ckin Hot. I couldn’t really hear them so i just left. Next, I walk around the dance floor and the two girls we met outside call me over and wanted to dance. So i just dance with them. After awhile of dancing I bounce one of the girls to a nearby couch. She was around 27 and was kinda boring.
I threw a few lines at her and got a kiss but I really wasn’t feeling her. She told me to wait for her cuz she was going to the bathroom and once she left I got the hell out of there as soon as possible haha. So i walked back on the dance floor and seen another hottie dancing by herself. So I walked up and asked for a dance. A few minutes later the girl on the couch walked right by and I could tell she was jealous. But i didn’t give a damn. I tried talking to her but I couldn’t hear anything. So i went back to the bar and grabbed more drinks. After I got my drinks I went back to her and kept dancing. A few minutes later the chick on the couch grabbed me and said she was leaving. I just said bye, i could tell she wanted more but I really didn’t care for her. But, like i said my cousin was feeling the other girl and he decided to go be a Pu$$y and follow them.
So i’m in the club by myself and its already like 3 and the bar closes at 4. So i figure damn I’m not getting anything tonight until I turned around and seen another hottie sitting on the couch all by herself. By this time I’m drunk as F#ck and i could care less about approach anxiety or anything. So I walk up and start talking. I don’t exactly remember what I said but I know i ran the question game on her and got a kiss. Also I cracked a few jokes and did a little game on her. She became really interested in me quickly. I was also doing a lot of cocky/funny which i believe really works for me. Anyway once i got the kiss from the question game I knew it was on because she said that we cant do this here we should go somewhere else. Now my drunk ass didn’t really understand what she meant.
I was thinking she wanted to go to the bathroom or something so i said im going to the bathroom and she followed me. But I really had to go to the bathroom i was drinking alot. Anyways she waited for me outside the restroom and she then introduced me to one of her friends who was with some guy. So 4 am comes along and they kick us out the club. I told her i wanna grab another beer from the bar and she comes along. YES i bought her a drink at that point cuz i really wanted alcohol and i figured itll be rude if i didnt ask. So we kept kissing and again she said we need to go somewhere private. This time i got the hint and invited her to my room. She eagerly accepted. She wanted to know where my cousin was and i just told her he was either asleep or the poker room but he was asleep.
Anyways I didnt care he was there ( he’s actually kind of my good luck charm, I went to puerto vallarta with him and I hooked up, last year in vegas with him I hooked up, and now this time, everytime i go with him i hook up and F#ck in the same room while he is passed out. crazy) Anyways we go in and she gets kinda nervous cuz hes there but i dont remember what i said. Anyways i F#cked the Sh!t out of her while my cousin was pretending to be asleep hahaha. I took her the bathroom and F#cked her hard and since I was drunk I started doing the most. Talking really dirty, smacking the Sh!t out of her ass and pulling the Sh!t out of her hair.
Also I was trying to be really loud just cuz i was drunk and i didnt give a F#ck. Anyways in the morning she just got up put on her clothes and left. She didnt say a word just got dressed and left. I dont know her name or anything i can barely remember what she looks like haha. No Number nothing and thats my one night stand in vegas. My first real one night stand because i usually F#ck on day two but this one actually happened that same night and im very proud.
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That is a normal night for me in Vegas..
He must of never been to Vegas before. This is a regular thing that happens nightly here.
boring
And now u have herpes…congrats!