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I’m pissed, some kid just pushed all the buttons on the elevator
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I’m pissed, some kid just pushed all the buttons on the elevator
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lol, there is a guy passed out naked in front of Paris
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-I just had a threesome
-With who?
-I have no clue. I was walking to my room saw a girl in the hallway and next thing you know I was in the room with both of them drinking crown and one thing lead to another, lol
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I just gave the room service guy a blow job
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-I just took this girl away from her boyfriend out of the VIP line
-He didn’t get pissed?
-No, he said he would meet her inside, lol
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-I just lost all my money at the blackjack tables
-How much
-7k, but they are going to comp our room for the weekend
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I just told this girl I was the SuperBowl MVP, lol
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