Las Vegas Texts
Do you have a morning after pill?
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Do you have a morning after pill?
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This girl actually looks better sober, lol
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I just hooked up with a guy that looks like my brother
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I think I just had one of the best Ideas I have ever had in the history of IDEAS!!!!!! I say we do some research and get togther a crew and recreate the actual Oregon Trail
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I just had sex! I ripped the tip off and then rolled the condom down into a cock ring, thus giving me a more pleasurable experience and full access to all diseases.
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I\’m walking and peeing at the same time right now.
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-I was just in the elevator with Paris Hilton.
-Did you talk to her?
-No, Just kept thinking of her sex video, lol
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