-are you gay if you think another guys outfit looks good?

-Please tell me you are joking

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I need a job like Holly Madison needs a career

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I just got out of a cab outside of my house.  My car is sitting in my parking spot.  I left my car at planet hollywood because i was too drunk to drive.  I unlocked the door and sat inside to make sure it was mine.  I think i’m on drugs.  How did my car get home before me?

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-the Guy we met at the pool told me I smelled like a starburst

-which flavor

-lol,he didnt say

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I just saw a guy get hit by a cab, got up and kept walking like nothing happened. lol

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-I just saw KFed and cameras following him around

-Where at?

-Hard Rock

-He prob skipped out on a tip again,lol

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I swear if I don’t get any a$$ tonight I am slippin roofies

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