I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.

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-come to body english

-I think Im gonna stay in

-thats why you never get laid

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-you have to hear what this guy just told me as a pickup line

-whats that?

-What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET

-lol, that is f-ing hillarious

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What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?

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I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!

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I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.ÖÖ. Nice Ass!!!!!!!

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It’s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is
great in the sack. It’s also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

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