I love Fridays, its like new freshman orientation week in college.  A lot of sex and booze

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-can you come pick me up at MGM and bring me shorts and a shirt
-maybe shoes and water too
-oh and maybe a noose to hang myself

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-yo i just woke up i feel so weird, the bottle of vodka is filled and so is the crown, what the fuck did we drink last night man?
-Bro… we didn’t even hang out last night??

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I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had herpes and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank hahaha

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-I just had sex from the guy at the club…do you think he thinks I’m a whore?

-Yes and so do I

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I just told Amanda that Capt’n Crunch does weird things to my mouth… she just stared at me

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If I dont get an STD from this weekend it will be a miracle

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